Our little planet we call home has some pretty big stuff on it. We’ve got the biggest oceans, the largest buildings, and the ba-ba-ba-bodacious Great Lakes! We also have a planet-sized pizza, the biggest burrito, and a mega meatball already in the Guinness Book of World Records. And the world’s largest ditch of course is the Grand Canyon!

But did we need the biggest guitar ever? Look,
I play guitar, or more accurately, I’ve got some guitars that wince every time I pick them up. One of them is a Fender Telecaster. And if you know six strings, its no lite strummer. And I’m not the biggest dude, so it’s a bit on the heavy and large for me.
So when i came across this Patch article, I had to share. I KNOW I won’t be able to play it… whatta ’bout you…?