Lame Radio Game! Ep. 1

  • What causes the most power outages across the U.S.?
    • Wild-ass storms and fires now happening more frequently due to climate change
    • Failure of the government to properly fund the utility companies while losing profits to solar panel farms
    • Squirrels like to tunnel through and chew up electrical crap
  • Bullfrogs DO NOT do what?
    • Turn into “Prince Charming” when kissed by a hot chick in a fairy tale
    • Benefit medical research because their skeletal, muscle & nervous system is too “croak-ey”
    • Sleep
  • The insect commonly known as “Daddy Longlegs” has what?
    • Arachnophobia of other spiders that are smaller than them
    • 18 Nipples
    • Penises – which technically makes them not a spider
  • Most toilet paper sold in France is what color?
    • White, normal, boring paper color
    • Pink to appear to be more sensitive to your bum
    • Brown, so you don’t have to be ashamed of what you have done
  • Which one of these answers is True?
    • George Clooney played a gay dog on South Park
    • Oprah played a prostitute in a movie with Jamie Foxx
    • Kelly Clarkson is happily married
  • Even though every Fruit Loop ring is a different color, they all have the same what?
    • Sugar content
    • Same amount of whole grain oat flour
    • Flavor
  • Snails aren’t who you think they are. Snails have what?
    • 14,000 flesh-devouring teeth
    • Super slime powers that make them immune to their predators’ venom
    • Ability to turn bones of insects they consume into a shell after they suck them up
  • What does Japan have a shortage of?
    • Soybeans to make Natto
    • Ninjas
    • Eggs
  • The stage before Frostbite is called what?
    • Frostnip
    • Itty Bitty Nippley
    • Colder than a Well Digger’s ass
  • Are Pringles chips formed into a true geometric shape called “Hyperbolic Paraloid”?
    • True
    • False
  • What is the medical term for your ass crack?
    • Analsophagus
    • Sphincter-ancreas
    • Intergluteal Cleft
  • The main symptom of Ailurophia is extreme fear of what?
    • Seeing someone eat a fish, tail fin first
    • Cats, cat videos, or anything relating to pussy
    • Alluring flashes of programmed illumination
  • When are Beavers most active?
    • After Martini #3?
    • Straight Up 420
    • When the geometric center of the Sun is 18 degrees

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