The Retro

NIRATIAS: Chevelle’s New Album Drops!

NIRATIAS is Chevelle‘s newest, bruising album. The work was set to release today, Friday March 5th, 2021. And since Midnight has just struck, we got our hands on this latest Chevelle record. We will be playing and sampling all the great tracks all weekend, Friday thru Sunday, in celebration of the new music. So make …

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Niratias: Chevelle’s New Album Comes Out Friday 3/5/21

Chevelle is set to release their ninth studio album Niratias (still having issues pronouncing that right) on Friday, March 5th, this year of 2021. I’m not particularly sure where the word “Niratias” comes from, or what it means. But with a quick Google search I found a few theories of the word’s origin…. Chevelle: Niratias …

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Looking For Love in All The Wrong Places

Love is a finnicky, funky beast. One minute its sucking your toes, telling you how beautiful your rump is. And the next its smashing your Animation Domination figurine collection and bitching about your dysfunctional family! Oh, we’ve all looked for love, but not all love should be found. How does the old Johnny Lee song …

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Let The Bad Times Roll – The Offspring Announce New Album

Let The Bad Times Roll: that’s the new single and title track of The Offspring’s upcoming album of the same name. The Offspring’s Let The Bad Times Roll is set to release on April 16th, 2021, and is their 10th studio album. The band haven’t released a new album since 2012 and this is the …

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“A Baby Story” Told By Fil-N-Inny & Lying To Your Kids

Have you ever watched TLC’s “A Baby Story”? If you’ve had children yourself you know TLC’s (The Learning Channel) saccharine assessment of the experience can sometimes grossly exaggerate the bliss of child birth. But real life finds fun and insulting ways to remind us that our parental stories are full of lies! And these lies …

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“Protect the Land” & “Genocidal Humanoidz” System Of A Down NEW Songs REVIEW

System Of A Down hasn’t released new music in over fifteen years since they last put out Mezmerize and Hypnotize in May 2005 and November 2005, respectively. Fans have coveted new music from the band ever since. When the Nagorno-Karabakh war broke out in 2020 SOAD Guitar player Daron Malakian wrote “Protect the Land” and “Genocidal …

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Wolfmother Self-Titled Album – Lightning in the Daylight

Bands come and go. Music comes and goes. Some albums are good, some are bad, some are great, and then some albums completely eclipse their debut. This is the case of the Wolfmother Self-Titled album. Back then I heard the album fairly early when it came out on Halloween Day in 2005. Once I listened …

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Johnny Rotten’s Sex Pistol Bit by Squirrel Fleas

Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols loves squirrels. He has made friends with quite a few. He even said of these nutty tree rodents “I’ve spent a lot of f*ing money feeding my squirrels!” This ultimately resulted in a flea infestation. But let’s back up- how did the “Anarchy in the U.K.” and “God Save …

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Polly Wants a MF Cracker! Cursing Parrots at Zoo

Parrots talk. Well, more accurately, parrots mimic talking. And if humans stopped talking and only farted, that would be the sound they copied. How stinky would that be? Recently, the British animal sanctuary Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in eastern England developed a problem with five of their African Gray parrots. A naughty, profane “cussing parrots at …

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